Blog or not to blog

Eat more chocolate!

That's the question. Warning: never search for that question online. I ended up more confused than when I started. Why blog? Blog or vlog? Both? Are my thoughts and opinions worth sharing on a grand scale? I feel like I should just start an "I have something to say" page. When we were kids in elementary school, they got it right; it was called Show and Tell. Remember those days? You were so excited to find your next item to show your classmates that you were destined to be a future QVC host. Little did they know you just wanted to run to the bathroom or throw up. I think many enjoyed it because it took up a big part of our school day without having to do schoolwork. Honestly, did you care about Johnny's silly stuffed alligator named Ben? Nope, didn't like Johnny or Ben. Johnny had bad hair and smelled like a boy, and Ben wasn't really like a Barbie doll. Then there was Sarah. My Barbie was always prettier than hers. I understand why they don't have high school show and tell—can you imagine that now? We'll save that for another post.

Here I am 50 years later, trying to be Barbie. Not really, my personality is better, and Barbie didn't care about health, just Ken. I'm all about living healthier and larger (not in physical size). So many things to say, so many things to show and do, places to go, walls to paint, plants to water, pants to try on, eyebrows to pluck. The bigger question is, will you all come on show and tell day? I hope so because I'll be here until the great Lord takes me for His runway show in Heaven. I'll share everything for your enjoyment, but don't mistake this for an Only Fans page. Here you get the good stuff. All things shopping, try-on hauls, the "M" thing, DIY projects, real-life happenings, housecleaning, fashion, beauty blunders, faith, fear, overcoming stress, laughing about the bloopers, celebrating the struggles—all of life's little juicy chocolate nuggets with a dash of mixed nuts.